
... doesn't sell?
Seriously. I've seen him in ads for at least 20 different products - including OxiClean, Orange Clean, Orance Glo, The Awesome Auger, Kaboom!, Vidalia Slice-It/Chop Wizard, Mighty Putty, The Hercules Hook, and Samurai Shark Knife Sharpener - just to name a few ...
So I wonder, if South Main Designs were to ever do 2 am infomercials ...
"Would YOU like to start your home-based business for FREE! Find out how with South Main Designs!" ...
I've seen him wearing jewelry. And we do have a mens line ...
... nah ... he may not be the best fit after all ...